Blogger Spotlight: Brentwood

So, there is this guy I know and he happens to be married to my best friend, Sarah. This guy is one of the funniest people I know, which I have mentioned before in a previous blog.

Anyway, I was on his myspace page and went to read one of his old blogs he had written about an IM conversation we had had several years ago. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. Anyway, go check it out. (Be sure to read the comments)

Link to Brentwood's Blog: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&friendID=23384824

(Please note: this could be one of those stories that are only funny to the people involved.)


Link to Brentwood's Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/popthegoldfish

Link to Brentwood's Blogger Blog: http://popthegoldfish.blogspot.com/

Ten things I learned from my roommate, Ashley...

1. You are supposed to put deodorant on before you go to bed.

2. Sugar-free is a laxative.

3. It is not good to eat a whole package of iced oatmeal cookies in one day.

4. Oreos are yummy! (I used to hate oreos)

5. That the correct saying is A.S.A.T. not A.S.A.P. Everyone has been misinformed. Get the word out.

ASAT = As Soon As Today

6. That entrees are pronounced like the word "entries"...you know as in "entry" in a menu.

7. That lingerie is pronounced like the word linger + e.

8. How to change your phone number four times in a one month time period. :)

9. How to grill Hot Dogs on a skillet. YUMMY!!!
(My new favorite thing to eat!)

10. How to be awesome and amazing, all at the same time! (It's harder then you might think.)


Oh, and she also taught me how to be right all the time!!

Ten things I learned from my best friend, Sarah...

1.) First of all, how to be a GREAT best friend. (Aww. Tear.)

2.) That sucking your thumb is just about the coolest thing ever.



3.) How to swim like a big girl. (Sadly, this was just last month.) Thanks Life Coach!!

4.) How NOT to walk on a jetty at the beach.

5.) How to walk into a glass door in front of an entire cruise ship and act like it was something you meant to do.

6.) That "savings" is not a curse word. Still not totally convinced...

7.) How to avoid answering the telephone, 100 different ways.

8.) How to pick up a bird and not get bit.

9.) How to evade participating in charades.

10.) That even though you have a more likely chance of being killed in a tornado then being killed by a serial killer, being afraid of a serial killer is more rational then being afraid of a tornado...apparently.